I’ve finally got a chance to see Chris Rocks Good Hair. I know I’m late.

After watching the movie my initial thought was “Good Try”. Come on, its Chris Rock did you expect a doctoral dissertation on the psychological issues black women have with hair. He went for the laughs with a side of facts and pertinent information.
Although it wasn’t an all encompassing analysis of black women and hair. Good Hair did a good job of bringing to light black women’s obsession with their hair and the monetary cost of their psychosis (my thoughts). Chris Rock only describes what good hair is to various people and lets their answers display the craziness.

The most informative part of the movie was when he went to India to see where all this Indian Yaki hair is coming from and how its collected. That was an eye opener how much money is made collecting and selling weave hair. I wish I could get that Indian connect, I would be the legal version of Frank Lukas getting his Heroine straight from Vietnam.
He goes through Perms and Weaves discussing the huge money machine behind both hair choices. In an interview with a chemist he discussed exactly what a relaxer is and its affects on the hair and scalp. No wonder the sisters don’t have edges any longer. (If you know you know if not ask a sister). On of the most telling parts was when he told the chemist (white) what women use to straighten their hair, the chemist was perplexed.

I thought it was interesting that he didn’t discuss women who Hot Comb and Press their hair, a choice that many black women make, which doesn’t need loads of chemicals. Growing up on the east coast I thought all black women permed their hair or had naturals, but since moving to Los Angeles I’ve found that because its so much less humid out here black woman have the option of Hot Combing their hair. Leading to much healthier and longer hair.

Chris Rock spent much too much time at the Bronner Bros. International Hair show in Atlanta and their craziness.
It would of been nice if he would of given a historical and cultural perspective as to why black people in general give such attention to their appearance in general. There was no mention of Madame CJ walker who built her fortune on black hair care products.
The issue with Black’s and their hair is a very deep one that runs to the core of our community. It doesn’t only affect women, black men also have a healthy obsession with their hair. Brothers spend a lot of money on hair cuts, shape ups, perms and curls just like women.
In the end I thank god my wife doesn’t have a weave or a perm.

Her nickname was “Pimp”, that means she wasn’t no Hoe!!!!

Uninvited guests being able to crash a party held by President Obama is worrisome. I don’t know if this is unprecedented, but it is definitely troubling.
If my memory serves me correctly, there are 400% more threats against President Obama than there were against George Bush. Damn, and I thought everyone hated Bush. In other words the fringe militia white boys are riled up and they are gunning for my man, Obama. Rather than increase the budget of the Secret Service their budget is cut while they have more threats to asses.

Now in this climate of violence and hate against the president how does the secret service allow 2 uninvited guests to crash a state dinner and take picture with the Vice President and Chiefe of Staff, WTF.
Is this some type of Cabal to get President Obama assasinated. I certainly hope not. I don’t know what would happen if some one got to the president. There would definitely be riots in the streets of many of the nations urban centers. In other words the brothers would burn the hood down.

Now about these uninvited guests I hope the Salahis don’t think they are going to get off scott free for crashing the presidents party and making a laughing stock of the secret service. Every layer from the Justice Department to the Presidential Council is cooking up some way to throw the book at these two. I’m not going to totally hate on them, they had the balls to do it and they did it. I can always appreciate that.

When I first heard of Heather Ellis and the story about how she is now facing 15 years for cutting in line (joining her cousin in line) at walmart and resisting arrest, I knew this must of been some type of mistake. Heather Ellis, her lawyers and the media at large claim that racism is a major factor. According to her, because she was black the other patrons, the cashier and the police officers blew her joining her cousin ( cutting ) in line way our to proportion that led to her being on trial for 2 Felony counts of assaulting a police officer.

Now that I have had time to sit down and really think about what all this means, I’ve come to the conclusion that , she . . . .
Needs to get the fuck out of here. What the fuck were you thinking. Here let me give you some help Heather. I’m not saying the Cashier, Other Customers and Police weren’t racist and contributed to the situation getting out of control, but its up to you to control how you act. When I heard the story pictures of her pushing other peoples items off the conveyor belt and yelling at anyone who told her different.

1) Don’t cut in line. If you and your cousin split up to stand on different lines, and her line is moving faster, you have to put your things down before the person behind her puts their things down. In other words make your choice before you get to the conveyor belt or else its cutting.
2) If someone has a problem with you cutting in line, back down and go back to your other line. Its not hard and its the right thing to do.
3) If the police are coming to arrest you, there is nothing you can do about it. Don’t resist, don’t talk shit, and don’t cop and attitude. Why? Well because any response other than Yes sir or No Sir will get you fucked up.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think she should go to jail at all. Maybe some community service for being a dumb bitch, but not jail. Everyone has put their two cents in like Anderson Cooper, please no racism here move on.

You can see for yourself the Walmart Video is here and her website is here.
Update Heather Ellis takes plea deal offered by the prosecutor. The deal is Pleading Guilty to Resisting arrest, 4 days in Jail, take an anger management class and 2 years of probation. A fitting end.

Yes I have to admit it, I’m a hater. I hate all of the world and some things more than others. I’m such a hater that I’ve decided to make a list of some of the things I hate.

• I hate people who are always feeling ‘Awkward’ , Fuck You
• I hate people who are always Outraged, guess what Fuck You too.
• I hate people who read blogs and leave comments about punctuation errors, your a Cunt.

Lets do away with the “I hate people” part and we’ll just assume I hate the following

• Liberals, you liberal assholes.
• Conservatives, you narrow minded pricks
• Libertarians, racist Douchbags
• People oversensitive about race, my motto is “There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. “, real talk
• Who look down when they walk.
• Grotesquely Obese people, do something you lazy fat fuck.
• People with two tattoo’s on their shoulder and say its the beginning of a sleeve, no its not your a poser prick.
• People who ask “How is that tattoo going to look like when your 60″, probably as wrinkly as my dick.
• People who chant “Si se puede”, like its some type of policy statement, give me a plan.
• People who wear any Christian Audigier Clothing line, you Douchbag.

This is just a short list of the kinds of people I hate. Trust me it will get longer every day I find a new type of person to hate on. Its kind of fun since every rap song these days are going on and on about haters. I thought I would reveal my true political position.