My tears cure cancer. Too bad I have never cried. Ever.
I do not sleep. I wait.
The chief export of mine is pain.
If you can see me, I can see you. If you can't see me, you may be only seconds away from death.
I have counted to infinity. Twice.
I do not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. I go killing.
My blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
I am 1/8th Chinese. This has nothing to do with ancestry, I ate a fucking Monk.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Me, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind My beard. There is only another fist.
this is the best myspace profile description I've seen yet. I just wanted to keep it for my own record.
