Attack of the Lard Fat Asses

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Lard Fat Ass

I am gaining weight.

This is huge (excuse the pun)

Yesterday weighed in at 221 lbs.

"Captain, this situation is unacceptable, what shall we do"

"Correct Ensign, start evasive maneuvers and initiate Fat Ass Protocol Alpha"

Fat Ass Protocol Alpha (Top Secret)

  • Carefully monitor all eating
  • Exercise Daily
  • Pray to the Gods of Skinniness

Over and Out.
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