I don't fully understand the connection, but the fact of the matter is Women use an obscene amount of toilet paper.
This must be something handed down from generation to generation.
I know I'm not the only one who has noticed womens wanton use of toilet paper. I swear my wife goes through 3/4 a roll of toilet paper a day. 3/4 of a roll !!!! That is totally unbelievable. When I was living alone, I would use at the most 1 roll of toilet paper a week. Now I feel like I'm changing out the roll every day.
God forbid there is a toilet paper shortage, what will women do. I understand there is a lot more down there for women to wipe, and women have to wipe after #1 and #2 ( I only wipe after #2 and I shake after #1), but I think they must completely wrap their hand in toilet paper to use so much.
Don't mind me, I'm off to the bathroom.
